Validation Plan

Pick one candidate destination with high weekend traffic and a nearby bubble tea partner. Run a weekend pilot. Measure paid orders per 100 visitors, pickup completion, willingness to pay for a delivery/experience fee, packaging failures, safety objections, refund causes, prep time, and whether site/operator partners want a second test.

Pass signal: 30+ paid orders in a weekend, more than 80% pickup completion, clear willingness to pay, fewer than 5% packaging failures, and at least one serious site/operator partner. Kill or pivot if people like the joke but will not pay, if site permission is impossible, or if packaging/temperature quality fails.